8 out of 10

Today, in an uncharacteristic display of fitness and desperation, our athlete accomplished what few have. Her routine started out with a maximum of 10 minutes to flex her wardrobe prowess. She started out with maroon pants (what a brave choice!) and moved on to a gray dress to wear over them (slightly hippy, but a rare move). Next, she removed the pants and went with leggings. Before we knew it, she took of the leggings and went with black tights. Black shoes, red shoes, black shoes, clogs. Such finite decision making at such an early part of her day! At what we can only guess was a last-minute resolution, our athlete backed out of what we thought would be a very challenging outfit, and instead tossed everything on the floor and started over with only minutes to spare. She kept the tights on but at this point we see that she was in her zone, completely relying her instinct. Out came the well-exercised jean skirt, the "old-chinese-woman-shirt", and the oxford pumps. The audience sighed in relief as we saw it all come together with her yellow polka dot scarf. And, after a quick kiss and grabbing her bag, she was off to catch her bus.