Sunday, 2 March 2014

2 sentences

I recently read an article about horror stories that are only 2 sentences long.  (If you want to check out the horror ones: http://www.mandatory.com/2014/02/21/20-terrifying-two-sentence-horror-stories/)  I liked that idea and got inspired to write a person’s story in terms of their fashion and only use 2 sentences.  I am not good at sneakily taking photos of people so I do not have photos to match each of the stories.  Sorry about that. 

He is sitting in front of me on the bus and he is wearing a top hat.  It is not even 7am so either he is off to a magical job or he is up to no good.
The short mother of seven wore her baggy brown suede robin-hood boots up to her knees.  Her jean culottes took it from there.

She proudly wore her hair back in a tight ponytail.  She has discovered if you circumvent your head with bobby pins and barrettes your hair will never do anything interesting, ever.
She wore her pants a big tighter than she should.  Her top too.

She tries really hard for an effortless funky look.  On the weekends she wears the same sweats and sweater again and again.
 
Her dress pants remind you of lips drawn tightly over clenched teeth.  All that you are going to find in her pants is judging and unhappiness.

His boring sweater is the same color as his boring corduroy paints.  Brown.
His relaxed faded jeans hide a great ass and his baggy t-shirt showcases his sense of humor.  He should always wear flip flops.

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