Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and when no one answered, she walked right in.
In the house’s bedroom, there was a drawer full of tights. Goldilocks was cold. She decided that she wanted to wear black tights under her dress.
"This pair of black tights is too small!" she exclaimed.
[see exhibit A.]
So, she looked for another pair of tights in the drawer.
"This pair of black tights is too baggy in the crotch," she said
[sorry – there will be no exhibit B]
She was disappointed that she did not have a pair of black tights that fit her just right.
Goldilocks was very tired by this time, but she had to go to work. So she walked through the forest to catch a bus to work. All the while her black tights sagged and sagged. She got to work and hiked up the tights while in the bathroom.
During her day, she worked diligently and went to the bathroom regularly to adjust her slowly sagging black tights. She was tired but she did not fall asleep.
As she was working, her co-workers talked to her.
As she was working, her co-workers talked to her.
"Someone's looks nice and dressed up," said the boss.
"Someone's needs to fix this spreadsheet," growled the supervisor.
"Someone's busy and isn’t this a crazy week?" cried the co-worker.
They decided to talk to Goldilocks off and on all day. At 4pm, she screamed, “I am out of here!” and she jumped up and ran out of work. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she returned to work again, but not until the next day.
THE END
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